Filmhistoriens Verste Titler

Mange filmer er spennende, morsomme og skumle, men av og til får vi ikke det med oss. Dette er på grunn av at vi aldri har sett filmene. Titlene har skremt oss fra det. Hvem vil se en film som heter Phffft!? Det høres jo ut som en tittel på en amatørfilm. En den norske filmen Henrys Bakværelse da? Den handler overraskende nok ikke om Henrys rumpe, selv om vi lett kan tro det ut fra tittelen. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo da? Nei, den er ikke en japansk material arts-film, men en amerikansk actionkomedie.

Her får du en liste med det jeg mener er filmhistoriens verste titler.

• My Brother Talks to Horses (1947)
• Phffft! (1954)
• The Tall T (1957)
• Eegah (1962)
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
• The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
• Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)
• Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)
• Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title (1966)
• Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967)
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
• Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971)
• Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (1971)
• Sssssss (1973)
• Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1973)
• The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)
• The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
• Henrys Bakværelse (1982)
• Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
• Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell (1990)
• A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)
• Excessive Force II: Force on Force (1995)
• The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)
• To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
• Blood & Donuts (1995)
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
• Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
• Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
• Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
• (Untitled) (2009)

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